Schmoedown Match Reports

Match Report: Mike Kalinowski (8-7, 4KO, KOrruption) vs Jeannine the Machine (6-7, 3KO, The Stars)

Mike “The Killer” Kalinowski entered the match with a singles record of 8-7. His career accuracy was 72.20%. He represented KOrruption.

Jeannine the Machine entered the match with a singles record of 6-7. Her career accuracy was 71.50%. Her represented The Stars.

First Round

Kalinowski missed two questions, scoring six out of a possible eight points. Jeannine missed three questions, scoring five out of a possible eight points. The missed questions were:

Category: Movie Quotes
What Oscar-winning blockbuster has the line, “I figure life’s a gift and I don’t intend on wasting it. You don’t know what hand you’re gonna get dealt next.”?
Jeannine’s Answer: Forrest Gump
Kalinowski’s Answer: Didn’t have it
Correct Answer: Titanic

Category: Comedies
“Weird Al” Yankovic makes a cameo twice as himself and once as a police station thug over the course of what spoof comedy franchise?
Kalinowski’s Answer: Scary Movie
Correct Answer: Naked Gun

Category: Horror/Thriller
Which actor stars in the thrillers Switchback, Frequency, and Vantage Point?
Jeannine’s Answer:  Didn’t finish writing in time
Correct Answer:  Dennis Quaid

Category: Classics
What classic 1960 sci-fi film starring Rod Taylor had a 2002 remake starring Guy Pearce?
Jeannine’s Answer:  The Count of Monte Cristo
Correct Answer:  The Time Machine

The score at the end of the first round was 6-5 to Kalinowski.

Second Round

Kalinowski chose to go first.  He spun Opponent’s Choice and Jeannine gave him Classics.  He went to multiple-choice twice, answered one out of four questions correctly, and earned two out of a possible eight points.

Jeannine stole Kalinowski’s misses for four points.

The missed questions were:

What classic animated Disney film features such characters as Patch, Rolly, Lucky, and Rover?
Multiple Choice: a) Melody Time b) Lady and the Tramp c) 101 Dalmatians d) Jungle Book
Kalinowski’s Answer: b) Lady and the Tramp
Jeannine’s Answer:  c) 101 Dalmatians
Correct Answer:  c) 101 Dalmatians

What film has the line, “Merry Christmas, movie house! Merry Christmas, Emporium! Merry Christmas, you wonderful old Building and Loan!”?
Kalinowski’s Answer:  Miracle on 34th Street
Jeannine’s Answer:  It’s A Wonderful Life
Correct Answer:  It’s A Wonderful Life

Who stars as Mark Thackeray, an engineer who takes a teaching job at an inner-city London school, in the 1967 film To Sir With Love?
Multiple Choice: a) Harry Belafonte b) Sidney Poitier c) Melvin Van Peebles d) Sammy Davis Jr.
Kalinowski’s Answer: c) Melvin Van Peebles
Jeannine’s Answer:  b) Sidney Poitier
Correct Answer:  b) Sidney Poitier

Jeannine spun 1990s and kept it.  She went to multiple-choice once, answered four out of four questions correctly, and earned seven out of a possible eight points.

The score at the end of the second round was 16-8 to Jeannine.

Third Round

Kalinowski’s two-point question was in the category of Disney and he got it correct.

James Woods provides the voice of the main villain in what 1997 animated Disney film?
Kalinowski’s Answer:  Hercules
Correct Answer:  Hercules

Kalinowski’s three-point question was in the category of Musicals and he got it incorrect.

Who plays Ulla, a Swedish woman that Max hires as a secretary, in 2005’s The Producers?
Kalinowski’s Answer: Renée Zellweger
Correct Answer:  Uma Thurman

The final score was 16-10 to Jeannine via TKO.

Other Details

Kalinowski answered 8 of the 14 questions asked to him correctly for an accuracy of 57.14%.  His record is now 8-8.

Including steal opportunities, Jeannine answered 12 of the 15 questions asked to her correctly for an accuracy of 80%.  Her record is now 7-7.  She advanced to the quarterfinals of the singles tournament where she will play Dan Murrell.

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